1. stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

    nevvzealand:

    happy birthday someone

    I like reblogging this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

    (via dxlires)

     

  2. the-yolocaust:

    please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

    (Source: swarnpert, via dxlires)

     

  3. embarrassmental:

    narcotic:

    what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

    image

    (via asian)

     

  4. jellys:

    people that point out acne:

    1. pack ur bags
    2. buy a plane ticket
    3. go to hell

    (via although)

     

  5. panducky:

    if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

    (Source: panducky, via stability)

     

  6. bluemaiden:

    aaron-ouji:

    Name one good thing a white people did.

    Made Tumblr so you can bitch about how horrible a race of people are despite the fact that they can’t help being white anymore than a black or hispanic can.

    (via michaeclifford)

     

  7. floozys:

    i don’t care about straight girls who are afraid to cut their hair short in case they get called lesbians, i care about the fact that lesbians are being used as fucking insults 

    (via orgasm)

     

  8. shotsfiredat221b:

    dulect:

    chicken-nuggets-galore:

    Do twins have the same sized dick?

    image

    Both reactions work

    (Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via acomas)

     

  9. guy:

    sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

    image

    (Source: guy, via pizza)

     

  10. zkac:

    • just because
    • i disagree with you
    • does not mean
    • i am not your friend

    (via crystallized-teardrops)