2. jetbag:

    who’s ready to fuck up their sleep schedule

    (via crystallized-teardrops)


  3. hellomolls:

    *swallows a watermelon seed* *thinks about that episode of Rugrats*

    (via fuckyeahtxtposts)

  4. merster98:






    The importance of consent: a narrative.

    I will forever reblog this gifset.

    look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

    She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

    fire cannot kill a dragon.

    that last comment omg

    (Source: misstanwyck, via moonsnail)


  5. "Alcohol tasted better than you, anyway."
    6-word story #8

    (via eug8)

    (Source: kookymusings, via mmxxii)

  6. (Source: reprimed, via pizza)


  7. officialronstoppable:

    i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

    (via pizzaphd)

  8. To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.

    (Source: demoncolbert, via wigwams)

  9. narcimallows:

    • smile and clap along
    • have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
    • beat-box
    • scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
    • sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
    • go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
    • start a mosh pit
    • striptease

    (Source: toueinc, via lucasemmings)