1. nauseabonde:

    when somebody joins tumblr

    (via hemmology)

     
  2. transisted:

    I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME

    SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

     

  3. bruh my phone is always in my damn hand if u think im ignoring you i am

     
  4. raltimore:

    Cinematic masterpiece tbqh

    (via lyxdelsic)

     
  5. laughhard:

    I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

    (via lyxdelsic)

     
  6. awwww-cute:

    He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

    (via lyxdelsic)

     

  7. "Never leave someone who touches your soul more than your body."
    — (via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

    (Source: hqlines, via asian)

     
  8. storms-for-lungs:

    euthanizeallwhitepeople:

    tamarussia:

    shadygrifter:

    pandicksatthedisco:

    dremoranightmares:

    oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

    SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

    y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
    compare to:
    “you + all” -> “y’all”
    "you + would" -> "you’d"
    and
    " you + have" -> "you’ve"

    im sorry people learning english

    TEXAS

    (Source: dntdodrugs, via fannyann)

     
  9. cumsock:

    put this sticker on my ass

    (via nickelbackthatassup)

     
  10. actionables:

    romance is alive

    (via ha-ze)